Electric Smart Herb and Spice Grinder – OTTO by Banana Bros Import To Shop ×Product customization General Description Gallery

Friends … are you like me? Do you suffer from debilitating PTSD-related symptoms …Friends … are you like me?Do you suffer from debilitating PTSD-related symptoms resulting from combat infantry service in the United States Army in a jungle or a desert or a wherever far, far away when you were young and stupid?Are you thusly and routinely beset by dark and mysterious forces that you just can’t explain? Do you need a proper weapon to help keep the beast at bay, so you can get some rest?Well, of course you are like me, and funny you should say so. There seem to be more and more of us about lately. Did you notice? I did.Friends … sure if I don’t have something to tell you about.Lots of the best people are saying … if you grind up lavender or sage or whatever other hippie-grass you like into a sachet shaped like a big cone (maybe 110mm long) … and you should happen to set that cone on fire … it CAN help drive away the darkness for a little while. Believe me.But do you worry about getting the … lavender … into the cone? Well, friends, have no fear. The Otto Grinder is here!I mean … probably it will help you … you know … unless it doesn’t work for YOUR specific demons. Use … lavender … responsibly and legally. What do I know about your madness? You might be way, way beyond … lavender. What do I look like, a doctor? I’m not a doctor. I digress.Anyway, if you ARE like me, you might really appreciate a device like this that flawlessly and quickly grinds your … lavender … into an organic hemp pre-rolled kingsized cone (like the kind that Raw sells 100 at a time for $25 bucks on Amazon and in fine stores everywhere).The Banana Bros. Otto Grinder is IDEAL for getting that dang … lavender … into the dang cone. Even if your … lavender … is … sticky … for some reason.Easy to use once you read the directions or watch the videos or just get the hang of it. Easiest way I have found to grind up … lavender … and believe me, friends, I have tried me a lots of ways.Take it from your old Uncle Pete. Get yourself a Banana Bros. Otto Grinder. Kick your demons in the ass for a couple of hours at a time by burning some … lavender … as needed.All the best people have ALSO told me something else. Apparently, it’s good for weed too. So it has THAT going for it.Available in stores and on Amazon or whatever. No C.O.D. (Is that even a thing anymore?)What?!? Do I look like I sell stuff? I don’t know how people sell stuff. No. I don’t. Maybe they still take C.O.D. I don’t know.Just buy this damn grinder thing. It’s great.PS — This is a legit review. I love this thing. Just wanted to try my hand at an old timey radio advert that just got stranger and stranger. The thingy really is cool. I have been in no way compensated for being an apostle of it’s awesomeness … yet. :)Like any good American, I am always open to bribery.

Awesome Grinder, but bad Customer ServiceDO NOT BUY – NOT WORTH IT, BAD CUSTOMER SERVICE!a very cool product. used for two years, and it can handle the stickiest herb you have. easy to use, fun to use, and works as described.generally well-made product, but the motor drives the grinder portion by connecting the two parts of the product using a brass spacer that essentially acts as gear teeth to allow the motor to grab and turn the grinder teeth piece.this brass spacer has broken three times in the past two years. emailed support the first time, and they sent me two replacement brass spacers at the cost of shipping only (couple of bucks, no big deal). replacing the spacer is a super simple 3-second task and the grinder is back in good working order!however, they’ve now changed that policy – in the name of “safety” – and will no longer send replacement brass spacers; mind you, this piece costs all of three cents perhaps and is the only thing needed to keep this grinder working ad infinitum. but now, you can’t repair your own product. the company won’t let you. but hey, they have a trade-in program where you can get $50 towards a brand new otto! even though it costs $180 and all you need is a three-cent replacement piece. but no, pay another $130 dollars for a new one you don’t need. and then the company gets to make that repair and re-sell your “broken” grinder at a premium!DO NOT BUY – NOT WORTH IT, BAD CUSTOMER SERVICE!

Best Weed GrinderWorks like magic. All your other grinders will be put away

The perfect device for a blind stonerMy dad is 72 years old and has been legally blind his whole life. With his vision getting worse, he said that all he wanted for his birthday was an automatic joint roller to make it easier for him to roll joints. I tried to find the product that would be easiest for him to use, and settled on the Otto. It was a bit more expensive than some other options, but seemed like the best device that actually does the whole process for you (and also dispenses into joint papers rather than tobacco papers). I walked him through using it today and he was thrilled. He says he’ll never have any problem using this device. It’s easy to use, the buttons are easy to feel, and it makes a sound when it turns on. The whole device is, in fact, easy enough to use with your eyes closed.

Really worksHusband has arthritis in his hands so this has been great